Almost Time For Another Weekend

One of my friends found a site that makes these and I am becoming obsessed! I love them! They make such cute little accents to any site.

So whats new with us, nothing really. Kurtis and I are trying to clear out the Nursery. It is alot harder than we thought. We have so much stuff in it that we have to either sell it or find a new place for it. One thing I know we wont be getting rid of is my Hope Chest. But we have a bed and a dresser...I would like to keep the bed because then friends/family can use it when they come over ya know? But to put it in the office...that will make it cluttered which brings us to selling my Radio Tower and a desk. We have two desks right now. One for me and one for Kurtis. Which I love it that way. Scarpbooking on mine and blah work on his. So later on I will either be posting what we are selling..or telling you we will be having a garage sale. I might post things on Craigs List...that way I might get more for what we are selling but we haven't decided yet. Hopefully soon that room will be cleared out though because my baby furniture is on its way. :)



WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a
country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...

30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says.........."HEBREWS"



The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.



God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT